I
am Eris.
The
Spirit of Strife.
Not
a goddess, as some of you may have thought. Just a spirit. And as the title
implies, my whole goal in life — my entire reason for existing — is to stir up
dissension. I would say it makes me happy — a room full of fussing people — but
that would be a lie. After all, I am the Spirit of Strife. By definition, I don’t
cause happiness for anyone. Including myself.
My
main companions are Pain and Panic, also spirits in their own right. You can
probably tell just by hearing the names that they aren’t the best company. You would
think that our commonalities would make us like peas and carrots. But how can
it? I am strife.
The
gods and goddesses can’t stand to have my trio around most of the time, though
on occasion they’ll tolerate us if it suits their purposes. Except for Ares. He
has a soft spot for all three of us. Mostly because his purposes involve
starting war where there used to be peace.
Funny
how you never hear about the Spirit of Peace. I know I’ve never met her.
Whoever she is. I think she likes to keep to herself. I know I would, if I were
her.
Regardless
if she actually exists, you know she ain’t gonna be beating down the door to
meet me. We’d be arch-rivals. And Peace doesn’t want any part of this, let me
tell you.
I
would win. Plain and simple.
I
fight dirty.
And
let’s face it. The irony here is if Peace fights with me, I’ve already won.
I
know I sound bitter. And probably irritable. You may as well know now, it’s like
perma-PMS up in here. A real joy to be me.
You gotta understand how it is.
It’s
a nasty job. But somebody has to do it.
But
sometimes?
Sometimes…
I wish it could just be somebody else.
~from DISCORD, the Mythology Files (in progress)~
